"Sidebar: always take photos of your mom friends with their babies and send to them. Nobody ever takes pictures of the mom with the babies. That’s madness." Thank you! My funeral photo slideshow is going to be all thirst trap selfies screenshotted from my Instagram in 2011 because nobody has taken a picture of me since then.
"Sidebar: always take photos of your mom friends with their babies and send to them. Nobody ever takes pictures of the mom with the babies. That’s madness." Thank you! My funeral photo slideshow is going to be all thirst trap selfies screenshotted from my Instagram in 2011 because nobody has taken a picture of me since then.
Congrats on having a pelvic floor young enough to rock button-fly white pants.
I love to live dangerously, Ruth Ann.
Ok the Zadie one is so Zadie though!! 😍😍😍
The way I cackled at: Nice try, love bomber. If you’ve seen The Leftovers, my vibe is very much Guilty Remnant and not virginal bride.
Macarena is a woman of substance!
“And I remember feeling very smug and magnanimous for being 40 with so much enthusiasm.”
owned :/
Jealous you didn’t name drop me.
wonderful as always <3
also advocating for taking photos of your mom friends’ kids. aunties see kiddos quite differently and we’re grateful